You Know You’re Getting Old

You know you’re getting old when the heating pad no longer covers the entire area needing attention. I don’t suppose they make heating pad body suits?

My muscles act like children.  Quit fussing Shoulder and wait your turn.  It’s Achy Lower Back’s turn to play with Mr. Hottie.  You had your turn a short while ago.  It’s not fair to be screaming to play with it again already.  Besides, after Achy Lower Back is finished it will then be Hippy Dippy’s turn.  Why must kids always want the same toy at the exact same time?

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