Back Up

Where I live, more and more people seem to be backing into parking spaces. As often as it happens, I’m still caught off guard with a person’s decision to slam their car into reverse and back into a parking space I had convinced myself they had passed up and would soon be mine. Luckily, I have yet to kiss bumpers with anyone. I do wonder what the appeal is to backing into parking spaces. It’s not exactly the easiest way to park. Perhaps they are all current or former valets who are overly dedicated to their profession.

One Response to “Back Up”

  1. Amsterdamn says:

    It’s a man thing. You wouldn’t (nor should you try to) understand.
    Testicles cause this behavior.
    If you see a woman doing this, it’s because she has extra-large ovaries, I imagine.
    Either that, or you are parking at a bank, and you are about to witness a crime.