Oh how I hope the next time I hear that little jingle Britney Spears is dancing around in the Hanes commercial wearing bloomers and a tank top. Hanes, you could be America’s hero. Please save us from the tragedy that is Britney’s bare biscuit. Clearly she is hell bent on exposure. I vote for exposure in a television ad over literally exposing herself. It could be a win-win for Hanes and Britney.
The public relations spin is that Britney has a panty allergy. Hello Britney!!! Take a Benedril. Try a dab of Cortizone. Airing yourself out in public should be the last option. In all likelihood the allergy is to the tight acrylic/leather pants you’ve sported in the past and not a delicate swatch of fine southern cotton. What ever it is, work it out. In the meantime, I invite you to introduce your right knee to your left knee. Hopefully they’ll get along and decide to stick together.
I like it! Hanes, are you listening? Better yet, Britney, are you listening????
Lindsay, Paris and Brit are the pantiless brigade. Actually… panties or no panties aside, it doesn’t bother me that the single gals go clubbing (as long as they don’t drive), and even Brittney once in a while, but every night? Doesn’t she have two babies who need their mama? Tsk.
you make me laugh out loud everytime I read your blog. Thank you!
LOL. Too funny.
Have you sent the idea to Hanes?
Maybe I should send Hanes the idea! I wonder if I’d get referral bonus of some sort.
I love your blog! Great idea for Ms. Spears’ knees. Right knee, please, please meet left knee for all our sakes.
Ahh, that would be wonderful if Hanes would do us the favor. I have seen far too MUCH of Brit these past few weeks. Panties Brit, panties please.