Boy Bits

Is anyone else getting tired of all the spam emails and blog comments involving the size of boy bits?  Who is initiating all of this garbage and what gave them the ridiculous notion women would like their guy turned into a genital replica of the Empire State Building?  I’m sure it wasn’t I.  First off, epidurals aren’t available for marital acts.  Secondly, it seems if their members become too large to easily carry around it would be even harder to get them off the couch.

5 Responses to “Boy Bits”

  1. Steven Fenger says:

    It is annoying. It would be much better if they switched over to something more worthwhile: breast enhancement.

    “As seen on Pam Anderson.”

  2. lisa says:

    Ha! You’re so bad, Fenger. I’m waiting for men to finally catch a clue and get their own breasts. Unlimited access that way.

  3. Holly says:

    LOL! I have no idea why I get so many of those emails! At work, no less!
    ugh

  4. Steven Fenger says:

    “I’m waiting for men to finally catch a clue and get their own breasts.”

    For most guys, it would be a bit too hairy.

  5. lisa says:

    Fenger, remind me not to read my blog comments during lunch.