I’m All For Sharing…BUT

December 11th, 2006

As a twin, I grew up sharing at a young age. From the womb to toys to bedrooms, nothing was ever just my own. Sharing is a good thing usually. It really is easier to make friends and get along with others when not intent on keeping everything to yourself. There is a limit, however. Sometimes people take sharing to the extreme.

It sounds like I’m being petty to complain about people sharing too much. Some might argue sharing too much is better than not sharing at all. It’s hard to say. If it were about sharing fortunes, chocolate chip cookies and helpful advice, I’d agree. The sharing that holds me up is the kind that is the result of another person not thinking about or being considerate to others. Those who feel sharing the road means I should also share my car lane with them. Those who feel my wireless internet service is a free for all…like I’m Starbuck’s or something. Those who have a cold or the flu and don’t feel complete until they’ve included me in the party. Those who are unable to say something nice, but have a knack for sharing advice and commentary that irritates and offends.

It would be easier to swallow the above offenses if those involved were just so tuned into sharing they couldn’t separate the good from the bad. I have a sneaky suspicion that is not the case, however. I remember returning to my car in the grocery store parking lot to find someone had attempted to share my parking space. A 15 inch scratch decorated my rear bumper. Funny how there wasn’t a note on my window offering to share the repair bill.

With the holidays approaching, we tend to take a little more time to reflect on how we treat others and what we can do better in the New Year. I think it would be good if we all looked at how we could make sharing good things a bigger part of our lives. Even if we occasionally share things that aren’t so great, the positive should always outweigh the negative.

Beautiful Launch

December 9th, 2006

I’m writing this blog early because Sundays often slip away without an opportunity to post here.

Tonight’s launch of the Space Shuttle Discovery was absolutely beautiful. Watching the clock tick down gives me the same churn in my belly I had as a child. Imagining what the astronauts might be thinking or feeling works my nerves to their limits. It’s a sure bet you won’t see me setting foot on a shuttle clad in an orange suit. Boy do I admire people who can set fear of the unknown aside and step out of the safety constraints the need for self preservation often constructs. What a way to taste life. Not that I’m advocating being reckless. Speeding down the highway at 90 mph is not a positive way to take a bite out of life. That’s just being an idiot. Instead, chasing dreams and going out of your way to experience something special and new is to be commended.

Safe travels Discovery crew. The world is watching you realize a dream and celebrating your courageous spirit. In the meantime, I’m going to do some thinking to decide if I have any dreams tucked away I’ve been too scared to chase. One has been writing words for the world to see. I’m testing the waters here to see if I can pull of sharing thoughts without being crowned Queen Moron. Other dreams are surely tucked away in hidden places I’ve yet to discover.

Oh, I Can’t Wait!

December 9th, 2006

As a kid I was the queen of ‘Oh, I can’t wait until…!’ I was always looking forward to a holiday or event and hoping it would hurry up and get here. One day my Grandma looked me square in the eyes and asked me to quit wishing my life away. I was stunned. It never occured to me I was, in a sense, willing the limited time I have on this planet to pass quickly. As if that weren’t enough, my Grandma offered that wishing my life away was wishing her life away as well. Until she pointed it out, I never considered my time couldn’t pass quickly without everyone else’s doing the same. I never forgot those words. The habit of uttering “I can’t wait until” hasn’t been broken completely. These days it is more of a figure of speech than a true desire for something to hurry up and get here.

Just a little tidbit to think about.

Quaker Oats

December 8th, 2006

Trying to be healthy isn’t fun. This morning I had the bright idea I’d fix a bowl of Quaker Oats for breakfast. I was patting myself on the back for my wise choice as it cooked in the pot. It’s now an hour later and my enthusiasm has died down a bit. I still have half a bowl of gray mush staring at me as I type this post. It’s cold and soggy. Ironically, it tastes no worse to me than it did 50 minutes ago. I’m suspecting my love of oatmeal raisin cookies is less about the oatmeal and more about the other ingredients.

Now what? I suppose I could doctor it up with tasty additions next time. Heck, it says right on the container oatmeal removes cholesterol from the body. If I add a gob of butter it shouldn’t matter, right? Trouble is, I’m not sure stopping at butter would be enough. My mind is dancing with thoughts of brown sugar and raisins too. For it to really be good, I could poor hot water over an oatmeal cookie and mush it up a bit. Now, that’s a breakfast I would be happy to finish. I think the only way I’m getting plain oats down is to implant a few equine taste buds on my tongue.

This obsession with sweet food is really hard to combat. The other day I thought my issue was limited to snacks. I’m realizing now even my breakfast needs to be a treat. The battle continues.

On the bright side, a commercial about plaque bugs this morning made me want to pull all of my teeth out and gum my way through the rest of my existence. Thanks Oral B. I’m glad your new tooth brush cuts plaque bugs by 80%. Knowledge of that lingering 20% is enough to compromise my sanity though. Blech!

Confession

December 7th, 2006

I’ve been hiding a secret only a few select friends and family members know about. For years, I have been buying Matchbox cars for myself. I just love them. The real finds are the cars with the doors and hoods that open. I like the ones that aren’t covered in any stickers or detailed with flames and such. A regular looking car suits me just fine. I’m not a collector. All of my cars are immediately removed from the package and wheeled around. There is no plan to preserve them and eventually sell them for a profit on eBay.

Isn’t it strange a 35 year old woman would have an affinity for such things? Even more strange is my need to cover up the joy I get from playing with them. When I’m making a purchase, I find myself striking up a conversation with the clerk about how the cars are a gift or stocking stuffer for a niece or nephew. I doubt the clerk even cares what I intend to do with them. Where does my need to justify why I’m buying toy cars come from?

Considering my secret pleasure isn’t harmful, offensive or self destructive, there really is no cause to be embarrassed, right? Is it so bad to still maintain the heart of a child in some ways? I’m not a lunatic…unless, of course, I’m in serious denial. Life gets boring and complicated when one has to be an adult and do adult things all of the time. I’m not on the path to having a theme park in my front yard. Michael Jackson is not my role model.

I suspect it feels awkward to be an adult enjoying an activity normally meant for kids because we see so many kids enjoying activities normally meant for adults. Kids are drinking Starbuck’s coffees, wearing grown-up clothes and such. If kids are too mature to be young at heart and play, it makes it feel even more odd for me to be that way. That does make me wonder though. Since kids are determined to copy adults and grow up as fast as possible, perhaps they would benefit from knowing there are days when they can still find us on our knees pushing around miniature Fords and Audis.

So, who is up for confessing they are still a kid at heart?  Anyone?  Anyone?

An Apple a Day

December 6th, 2006

I’ll admit I have a fear of doctors. My toe rarely touches the carpet of a medical facility. There is this inner concern going to a doctor will result in me discovering something is terribly wrong. I can think of several symptoms I’ve had over the past few years that should have prompted an appointment. Did I go? No. I remember when I first found out I was pregnant in July of 2005. Part of my mind wondered if a tumor would show up on the ultrasound or if blood tests would find a virus or illness I didn’t know I had. Of course, that didn’t happen. My mind went there though. Shush, don’t tell my husband I’m nuts.

I don’t know where this hesitation came from. I’ve always had good insurance coverage. My family history is strong. There really haven’t been any health challenges for me other than colds, flus and the occasional food poisoning (I still hate Turkey Dogs). Why have I clung to the whole ‘ignorance is bliss’ concept? Funny thing is, if my husband, daughter, friend or neighbor wasn’t feeling quite right, I’d demand they get to a doctor right away. It would be stupid not to, right?

And to top it off…I’m not even eating an apple a day!

I Want Chocolate

December 5th, 2006

This is insane. I’m trying to wean myself off of chocolate and other sweets. Currently, I’m experiencing several symptoms of withdrawal. I’m biting my nails, irritable, anxious and I keep opening my kitchen cabinets in search of something…anything. I’ve intentionally not purchased any snack food at the grocery store. I can’t eat what I don’t buy, right? I also haven’t washed my hair in a few days with the hope that will stop me from caving and running out in public to find some Hershey love.

Just like the recovering alcoholic who will drink mouthwash to get a fix, I’m looking for alternative sources of sugar and chocolate. How sick is that? Seriously! I made hot chocolate from baker’s cocoa the other night. This morning I was tempted to sprinkle some sugar on my toast. What gives? My mother actually commented how addicted people are becoming to sugar. I thought, I’m not addicted. I like the stuff, but I don’t need it to get through life. Now I know the truth.

In terms of dependencies, I suppose chocolate is less dangerous than smoking, alcohol or gambling. My trip down addiction road has opened my eyes though. It really snuck up on me. There was a time when eating a brownie was an innocent treat. How could I know my relationship with Duncan Hines would take such an ugly turn? Now I can completely understand how the drinker, smoker and gambler became ensnared in their guilty pleasure. I don’t think I’m a bad person because chocolate has become such a substantial part of my life. I am uncomfortable with the idea of anything having that kind of power over me though. There is a strange cycle of compromise and justification going on with me. I want this candy bar so I’ll eat two veggies with dinner. Or, my neighbor gave me this bag of dark chocolate M&Ms. It would be rude not to eat them. The truth is chocolate and sugar are in control. It’s time for me to move them to the back seat while I take the steering wheel for a while.

My Big Head

December 4th, 2006

I chat on line with a group of women who had babies around the same time as me. We have been through pregnancy, delivery and now babyhood together. Many are readers here, actually. In any event, I woke up this morning as if it was any other Monday. Boy was I wrong. When I logged on to our discussion board there was a topic about me and how great everybody thinks I am. How wonderful is that? There it was, up in lights for all to see. And for no other reason than just because. Of course, now they’ll have to suffer the consequenses of my big head.

I know I’ve harped on this subject quite a bit with it being the holidays and all, but here is yet another example of how easy it is to give people gifts they appreciate and treasure. The kind words from these women who have grown to mean so much to me are pure gold. I can’t think of a physical something I would have appreciated more. Well, maybe an Oreo…but they are well aware of my addiction. As we wrap up electric screwdrivers, fancy sausages and designer perfume this year, let’s not miss an opportunity to really give the people in our lives who matter something special. Tell them how being who they are makes our world better. I guarantee that gift won’t be forgotten.

Ugly is Expensive

December 2nd, 2006

We are all in luck everyone. It seems to be the rage to pay a lot of money for ugly these days. Have you been to the mall lately? There is a ton of ugly going on in all the stores. Ugly purses, ugly shoes, ugly clothes…you name it, it’s ugly. Amazingly, prices are strong as ever. Go figure. And here I thought things would have to look good to command a high price.

Now is the time to act people! Don’t sit on the sidelines and let this opportunity pass you by. It’s not every day you can unload ugly and convince others to pay you good money in return. If it’s ugly people want, I can deliver. My house has a stash of ugly clothes, pictures, trinkets, etc that I haven’t had the heart to pass off on Goodwill. It just didn’t seem right to donate ugly stuff. Who would have thought holding on to these atrocities would end up being a financial blessing. Ebay, here I come. The time is ripe to start my own online ugly store. I can already smell the money that will be coming in. I will warn you though, don’t expect a return policy if you buy from my store of ugly things. There is no way in heck I’m taking any of it back. If you think you might change your mind and want to get rid of the ugly, you’d better stick to the mall stores when making your purchases.

Look Who We’ve Got Our Hanes On Now!

December 1st, 2006

Oh how I hope the next time I hear that little jingle Britney Spears is dancing around in the Hanes commercial wearing bloomers and a tank top. Hanes, you could be America’s hero. Please save us from the tragedy that is Britney’s bare biscuit. Clearly she is hell bent on exposure. I vote for exposure in a television ad over literally exposing herself. It could be a win-win for Hanes and Britney.

The public relations spin is that Britney has a panty allergy. Hello Britney!!! Take a Benedril. Try a dab of Cortizone. Airing yourself out in public should be the last option. In all likelihood the allergy is to the tight acrylic/leather pants you’ve sported in the past and not a delicate swatch of fine southern cotton. What ever it is, work it out. In the meantime, I invite you to introduce your right knee to your left knee. Hopefully they’ll get along and decide to stick together.