$20,000 a day?

Heather Mills contends she needs $20,000 a day to survive. My, oh my. She is willing to settle for $80M total, however. How frugal of her. Companies run on less money. I really hope Sir Paul McCartney escapes this marriage with as little damage as possible. Considering the absurd allegations of abuse she’s unleashed and the ridiculous monetary requirements, he’s been a complete gentleman. She’s clearly a tick looking to suck the blood right out of him. I imagine he’d be more aggressive in shutting her down if the Beatle could bring himself to feel comfortable squashing a fellow bug.  Maybe if he pours a little salt on her she’ll fall off and disappear.

3 Responses to “$20,000 a day?”

  1. Jessica says:

    What could she possibly need 20K a day for? Did she say? I would be curious to know. And, why can’t she earn it herself is she *needs* it so badly. I have no sympathy for this type of thing. I shop at Goodwill.

  2. reeveslady says:

    I guess she must flush with Perrier and take baths in Evian.

  3. Amsterdamn says:

    Tell us how you really feel.